Fishing

Have you ever been fishing? Have you ever touched a fish? Have you ever seen a fish? Have you ever tasted a fish? Can you spell "fish"? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions you are now granted permission to read this blog. If you answered no to all of them... Then get the crap off this blog now.

HOW TO FISH:

1. You get up at the BUTTCRACK of dawn
2. You grab all of your fishing supplies even though its the buttcrack of dawn and you are still tired. (tip: pack the night before)
3. You drive/walk/fly/teleport to your fishing hole
4. You bait your hook and throw the pole out into the water
5. you wait for FREAKING ever only to discover that a small fish nibbled your worm off after the first 2 minutes of the bait being in the water.
6. Repeat steps 4-5 until out of bait.
7. Cuss and complain about being baitless; whine about the hours of time wasted
8. Return back home
9. Go to sleep
10. Repeat all steps until you are tired of your life being boring and dull.